Phil Hartman SNL audition (talent)

jon lovitz on conan o brian (this is fucking amazing!)

Google BeatBox

diedarlingdie: I want you to see something cool
spellbound242: do it
diedarlingdie: go to translate.google.com
diedarlingdie: tell me when you're there
spellbound242: i'm there
diedarlingdie: make sure you have sound on
diedarlingdie: ok
spellbound242: its on
diedarlingdie: set translation from German to German
diedarlingdie: and put this in
spellbound242: ok
diedarlingdie: zzzttt ztztzt zztztztz tztzt ztztz ztztztzzztztzzztzt ztz ztztztzt zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
diedarlingdie: then click listen
spellbound242: hahaha what the fuck
diedarlingdie: ok
diedarlingdie: u ready for the good one
diedarlingdie: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch bsch bsch bschhhhh
diedarlingdie: put that one in
diedarlingdie: this one is awesome

The Smiths - The Boy With The Thorn In His Side

Behind the hatred there lies
A murderous desire for love
How can they look into my eyes
And still they don't believe me ?

The boy with the thorn in his side
How can they hear me say those words
Still they don't believe me ?
And if they don't believe me now
Will they ever believe me ?
And if they don't believe me now
Will they ever, they ever, believe me ?
Oh ...

The boy with the thorn in his side
Behind the hatred there lies
A plundering desire for love
How can they see the Love in our eyes
And still they don't believe us ?
And after all this time
They don't want to believe us
And if they don't believe us now
Will they ever believe us ?
And when you want to Live
How do you start ?
Where do you go ?
Who do you need to know ?

Oh ...
Oh no ...
Oh ...
La ...

Marilyn Manson Four Rusted Horses

Who'll ride this dying carousel?
Four rusted horses strangled by their own rope
What children love is singing "we'll know that their tied hearts sit broke,"
"That their tied hearts sit broke"

Everyone will come, everyone will come to my funeral
To make sure that I stay dead
Everyone will come, everyone will come to my funeral
To make sure that I stay dead

I can see the coffin shining through my tinted window
Must've missed the sign that said it was a fire sale
I can see the coffin shining through my tinted window
Must've missed the sign that said it was a fire sale

Everyone will come, everyone will come to my funeral
To make sure that I stay dead
Everyone will come, everyone will come to my funeral
To make sure that I stay dead

You can't take this from me (forbidden in Heaven and useless in Hell)
You can't take this from me (forbidden in Heaven and useless in Hell)
Useless in Hell

I can see the coffin shining through my tinted window
Must've missed the sign that said it was a fire sale
I can see the coffin shining through my tinted window
Must've missed the sign that said it was a fire sale

Everyone will come, everyone will come to my funeral
To make sure that I stay dead
Everyone will come, everyone will come to my funeral
To make sure that I stay dead

You can't take this from me (forbidden in Heaven and useless in Hell)
You can't take this from me (forbidden in Heaven and useless in Hell)
You can't take this from me (forbidden in Heaven and useless in Hell)
You can't take this from me (forbidden in Heaven and useless in Hell)
Useless in Hell

Who'll ride this dying carousel?
Four rusted horses strangled by their own rope
What children love is singing "we'll know that their tied hearts sit broke,"
"That their tied hearts sit broke,"
Now that their tied hearts sit broke

Crookers - Transilvania feat. Steed Lord

bad boy bubby!

i'm so fucked in the head i'm going to end up making music like this soon.

my life has become a "the one that got away"

The Beatles - Help

Help, I need somebody,

Help, not just anybody,

Help, you know I need someone, help.

When I was younger, so much younger than today,

I never needed anybody's help in any way.

But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,

Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down

And I do appreciate you being round.

Help me, get my feet back on the ground,

Won't you please, please help me?

And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,

My independence seems to vanish in the haze.

But every now and then I feel so insecure,

I know that I just need you like I've never done before.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down

And I do appreciate you being round.

Help me, get my feet back on the ground,

Won't you please, please help me.

When I was younger, so much younger than today,

I never needed anybody's help in any way.

But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,

Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down

And I do appreciate you being round.

Help me, get my feet back on the ground,

Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oh.

iPood

Travis - Why Does It Always Rain On Me

I can't sleep tonight
Everybody saying everything's alright
Still I can't close my eyes
I'm seeing a tunnel at the end of all these lights
Sunny days
Where have you gone?
I get the strangest feeling you belong.
Why does it always rain on me?
Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
Why does it always rain on me?
Even when the sun is shining
I can't avoid the lightning
I can't stand myself
I'm being held up by invisible men
Still life on a shelf when
I got my mind on something else
Sunny days
Where have you gone?
I get the strangest feeling you belong.
Why does it always rain on me?
Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
Why does it always rain on me?
Even when the sun is shining
I can't avoid the lightning
Oh, where did the blue skies go?
And why is it raining so?
It's so cold
I can't sleep tonight
Everybody saying everything's alright
Still I can't close my eyes
I'm seeing a tunnel at the end of all these lights
Sunny days
Where have you gone?
I get the strangest feeling you belong.
Why does it always rain on me?
Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
Why does it always rain on me?
Even when the sun is shining
I can't avoid the lightning
Oh, where did the blue skies go?
And why is it raining so?
It's so cold
Why does it always rain on me?
Why does it always rain...

i wanna be a cereal killer when i grow up!

Anything Box - Kiss of Love

I felt the sun on me

Made me see something I can't explain.

Something in the wind

Calling my name,

How is it possible?

I don't know...

I don't know...

When I held your hand

The same emotion enveloped me.

Bizarre as it may seem,

I thought I heard somebody say...

Feel the kiss of love,

Know that it's real

these emotions we feel.

Feel the kiss of love,

Know that it's true

when it happens to you.

When I think of you

The world takes new meaning

And so does my life.

Seems like paradise

Hopelessly, you and me at peace

I love you, I love everything...

I love you, I love everything...

Feel the kiss of love,

Know that it's real

these emotions we feel.

Feel the kiss of love,

Know that it's true

when it happens to you.

(Feel, feel, feel, feel)

(Feel, feel, feel, feel)

Feel the kiss of love

Know that it's real

these emotions we feel.

Feel the kiss of love

Know that it's true

when it happens to you.

Feel the kiss of love

Know that it's real

these emotions we feel.

Feel the kiss of love

Know that it's true

when it happens to you

(Feel, feel, feel, feel)

(Feel, feel)

The Kiss of Love

(Feel, feel)

The Kiss of love...

now this is what i call art! :)

you used me like a pipebomb!

The Original Marty McFly

Bob Marley Chills Baby

See more funny videos and TBT at Todays Big Thing.

Conan Meets the TBS Censor

Mouse Has Life Changing Revelation

tooo fucking cute!!

wow!! Woman given heimlich maneuver during Jamie Kaler`s comedy set.

Misery Bear: Dawn of the Ted

why would you go in a dryer!!! fuck!! aaahh... get out!!

Tenacious D - The Metal live

You can't kill the metal
The metal will live on

Punk rock tried to kill the metal
But they failed as they were smited to the ground

New wave tried to kill the metal
But they failed as they were stricken down to the ground

Grunge tried to kill the metal
Hahahahaha they failed as they were thrown to the ground

(Screaming) Aiieee Aiieee

(Harmonizing)
No one can destroy the metal
The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow
We are the vanquished foes of the metal
We tried to win for why we do not know

New wave tried to destroy the metal
But the metal had its way
Grunge then tried to dethrone the metal
But the metal was in the way
Punk rock tried to destroy the metal
But the metal was in the way
Punk rock tried to destroy the metal
But metal was much too strong
Techno tried to defile the metal
But techno was proven wrong
Yeah!

Metal!
It comes from hell

Beatles - Yesterday

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away Now it looks as though they're here to stay Oh, I believe in yesterday Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be There's a shadow hanging over me Oh, yesterday came suddenly Why she had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play Now I need a place to hide away Oh, I believe in yesterday Why she had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play Now I need a place to hide away Oh, I believe in yesterday, mm

Miracle Mile (1988)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097889/

I remember watching this movie when i was super young on fox or something. they used to play a lot of great movies a long time ago. they would take out the nudity which would suck. hahaha

this movie is not a five star movie and you will find yourself yelling at them for doing the things they do. its a 80s movie what can you say. things are different then. it is definitely a movie to watch though to kill some time.

through out the movie i started thinking who is the one person you would want to be with if you knew it was going to be the end of the world? Oh the question itself brings all these thoughts in my head. Would you choose someone you love? what if they wouldn't choose you? would you choose someone of lust? would you get all crazy and do a bunch of drugs? The end and who to live with those last few seconds. 

netflix is Awesome!!

Stephen Colbert Eats Off Martha Stewart's Shirt Video

My First Crush

Wax Stag - And How

one of those songs that makes you want to sing your own lyrics.

Bassnectar - Window Seat

this song is making me smile. must be the child laughter

A Covenant of Thorns - State of Mind

It's in the air
Tonight I feel the end
I've said goodbye
To all my useless friends

In your world
It all seems so sublime
The second hand
Ticks faster every time

And honestly, I think your wrong
I don't need you or anyone
To tell me it's okay

I can feel the storm rush in
And I want to let it all go
Tonight I've lost myself
Float away and lose my hold
It's only a state of mind
Tonight I've found myself

And I'm not asking
You to change your mind
Or hide away
Behind a wall of lies

And I know
Tomorrow will be the same
But to tell the truth
I think I've lost my way

And honestly, I don't know why
But it has to be this way
And I don't see the point

Giving in and letting go
I want to disappear
Tonight I've lost myself

Float away and lose my hold
It's only a state of mind
Tonight I've found myself
And honestly, I can't complain
Maybe we'd be better gone
Just give it all away

i'm going to marry this girl in Fable 2. lol

Louis C.K.: wow. you have to watch this show. its intense.

"if noone ever said you shouldn't have sex with animals. i would totally have sex with animals all of the time."

watch this:
http://www.hulu.com/louie

the later episodes were the ones that just made my jaw drop literally i couldn't believe what i was hearing and seeing. my mouth dropped. That doesn't happen much when you see so much in this world.

In Cold Blood: Netflix. U say i would love it. i youtube it. :)

wow. wow. i really do have to watch this movie. :)

Ron English Propaganda Genius

Main stream anticompany greatness. i've always heard his name and i am not a art person i am a music person. I finally took the time to look into anything about him. this man is fucking amazing. i'm sure he is a art lesson basic. the beauty about media is that anyone can learn anything anytime.

some examples:

I may have found the wrong images. i simply googled the name the stuff i've seen on the comp is clos and different. I just suggest going out of what you normally think of and think, imagine and always always learn from others. knowledge does not grow without others to grow from.

I've been spending my time watching a lot of things keeping my mind busy. recently watched the whole series of astro boy. I've never really watched it before. saw the newer movie and liked it so decided why not. its actually really really good. I think its better than the movie actually. its a lot better and more serious and not so clean cut. I dont want to go to into it. its just something you should take your time to watch. Its the best towards the end of the series. Thank you netflix! was definetly something i would have not watched if not for it. 

The movie was really well made. i love animation movies. seriously has seemed like they are getting a lot more serious too. tear jerkers and anything that would make an adult enjoy it as well.They did change the actual story a little. his dad/creator is much nicer in this movie and he is not the main evil doer either. This movie has its funny moments mostly with the dog. :) 

I love batman. so dark. so freaking awesome.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1569923/

dont really need explain anything without ruining it. its about batman, robin, and funny joker. watch.

i know the son of rambo. lol. really. you look at it and expect some bad hollywood movie but its not american made. oh no not even close. the acting is amazing. they did not even touch the idea of being rambo like hollywood. would have.

i hightly suggest giving this movie a watch. the soundtrack is superb; the cure, siouxsie and the banshees and lots more. 

Siouxsie & The Banshees - Peek-A-Boo

on a trip 2 anywhere

hilarious!! i want this toy :)

 

more funny acidental porn pics found here

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/81084239/

great pic.

found here

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/81127574/

crazy pumpkin carvings :)

there are more here. awesome pics. :)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/81146632/

Alisha - Baby talk

It’s too bad not to know
I don’t know I hurt you so
Baby talk to me
I’m so sad I can’t wait
Baby, please don’t hesitate
Baby talk to me

You never try to talk your feelings through
Communications start from me to you
We have to talk it through to clear the air
We’ve got to talk to show the love we share

Baby talk
We can work it out
Baby talk
I know without a doubt
Baby talk
We can work it out
Baby talk

Baby please talk to me
Can’t you see you’re hurtin’ me
Baby talk to me
We can see all this through
Talk will help love makin’ you
Baby talk to me

It’s hard to tell when things start goin’ wrong
We’ll have to talk found out before too long
So, honey let’s not throw our love away
Let’s try to work it out before too late

REPEAT CHORUS

You don’t have to worry baby
You don’t have to fear
Tell me all things you feel
And I will make you care
You just need to tell me baby
What I need to say
Need to let me love you baby
In that special way

hahahahahahahaha funny dog comercial