Mr. Bobbys World: February 2011

Thursday, February 24, 2011

silence of the cats

Frontline Assembly - Mindphaser




"Jesus...had days like this"
"Cyborgs - cybernetic organisms..."

"Machines with living human tissue and programmed to destroy"
The silence is deafening
Regression hangs in the air
A motionless world sits waiting
For new codes

A war of technology
Threatens to ignite
Digital murder
The language of machines

Mesmerised by a decade of faith
Flowers and remorse
A fading vision lost in time
Tragedy on course

Synthetic conspiracy
Masters of the human race
The mind now knows
New levels of fear

Implanted brain cells
Control is gone
We seem to believe
Truth is regression

The tension shows
The tension shows

"A quantum leap forward"
"Full OCP binary cyborg technology"
"State of the art destructive capabilities"
"Commanded by a unique combination of software and organic systems"
"Jesus...had days like this"

The target we seek
Slowly comes into sight
The countdown begins
For launch into hell

The tension begins

"State of the art destructive capabilities"

The kill is swift
It makes no sound
Aggression take its toll
Rhythm of violence
Cuts through the air
There's no more control
The sky turns brighter, a evil red
Missiles fly through the air
Shattered dreams
Shattered hopes
There's bodies everywhere

"Bwahahaha"
"State of the art destructive capabilities"

Front Line Assembly - Millennium





Into Precision
Into The Light We Fade
Into Submission
We All Hallucinate
Into The Ground
We All Dissipate
Into Delusion
We All Segregate

[Chorus:]
Amid All This Confusion
We Lose Sight of The Enemy
Like Evil Gods of Destruction
They Move Through Liquid Transparencies

Disposable Heroes
Men of Yesterday
Disposable Heroes
Are Never Here to Stay
Like Gods of Destruction
They Seek to Violate
Like Machines of Seduction
They Will Regenerate

[Chorus]

The Countdown to Certain Extinction
Will Now Transform Reality
Slowly The Universe Grows Dark
You Slip Into A Final Dream

Into The Wavelength
Come Conspiracy
Into The Wavelength
A Planet Never Free
In Through The Future
Time Grows Weak
Into The Future
The Strong Inheret The Weak

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Impressions - The Game Show!

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Conan O'Brien & Andry Richter

Radiohead - Creep



When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so fucking special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice when I'm not around
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell I'm doing here?
I don't belong here

She's running out the door
She's running out
She runs runs runs

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here

For (Stuffed) Colored Girls (puppet violence is always funny)

Murdock with Keith David (try and say that 3 times)

The Smallest Co%k in Porn - Mini-Movie!

Sarah Palin Media Addict

Four Loko Vineyards from Don Johnson

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

I Am Harry Potter (rofl)

"Yo Ma!" ( How to holler at females in New York ) by "Fito Bunz"

Ricky Gervais on Noah

Angry Joe - Top 10 BEST GAMES of 2010

Frustrated Video Dater

Short Film: The Saga of Biorn

wow Gallagher was funny???? haha

What American English Sounds Like to Non-English Speakers (wtf are they saying???? haha)

goldielox :) his bday present. hahahaha

Michael Jackson - Beat It (Chinese Communist Party Version)

Wisdom of Will Smith

Real Life Mario Kart! (coolest thing ever!!)

Ricky Gervais on Hitler

Marilyn Manson - Dope Hat

i really wish he would have made his version of willy wonka like it was roomered. why cant he be like rob zombie and start directing some sick shit




Manson family, your friends
The Manson family, was a music group
The music group I had was called the Family Jams
and all the girls sang in the music group
and all the guys played in the music group
It had nothing to do with the cult
It was a music group

The great Hoo Doo, oh-ho, will perform a feat of prestidigitation!

I peek into the hole
I struggle for control
The children love the show
But they fail to see the anguish in my eyes
Fail to see the anguish in my eyes

I scratch around the brim
I let my mind give in
The crowd begins to grin
But they seem to scream when darkness fills my eyes
It's no surprise
It's no surprise

Prepare to meet, oh-ho, your doom!
Help!

Fail to see the tragic, turn it into magic
My big top tricks will always make you happy
But we all know the hat is wearing me

My bag is in the hat
It's filled with this and that
My visions getting fat
The rabbits just a monkey in disguise
Stars and pills and needles dance before our eyes
They will bite the hand if it is slower than
The quickness of there scrutinizing eyes
The quickness of there scrutinizing eyes
It's no surprise

Fail to see the tragic, turn it into magic
My big top tricks will always make you happy
But we all know the hat is wearing me
Chicanary will always make you happy
But we all know the hat is wearing me

Nine Inch Nails - The Fragile



she shines
in a world full of ugliness
she matters when everything is meaningless

fragile
she doesn't see her beauty
she tries to get away
sometimes
it's just that nothing seems worth saving
I can't watch her slip away

I won't let you fall apart

she reads the minds of all the people as they pass her by
hoping someone can see
if I could fix myseld I'd - but it's too late for me

I wont let you fall apart

we'll find the perfect place to go where we can run and hide
I'll build a wall and we can keep them on the other side
...but they keep waiting
...and picking...

it's something I have to do
I was there, too
before everyhting else
I was like you

Monday, February 21, 2011

Cowboy Bebop Episode 20 The Mad Pierrot Le Fou . ExpressiOn

R.E.M. - Losing My Religion



Oh, life is bigger
It's bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up

(chorus)
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight, I'm
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

Every whisper
Of every waking hour I'm
Choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt lost and blinded fool, fool
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up
Consider this
Consider this
The hint of the century
Consider this
The slip that brought me
To my knees failed
What if all these fantasies
Come flailing around
Now I've said too much
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

But that was just a dream
That was just a dream

(repeat chorus)

But that was just a dream
Try, cry, why try?
That was just a dream
Just a dream, just a dream
Dream

Chilly Gonzales - Crying



What's this salty water streaming down my cheeks?
I guess I must be crying. I guess I must be crying.
My eyes are leaking and my body feels so weak.
I guess I must be crying. I guess I must be crying.

I'm a thinker, not a feeler.
I don't deal with issues, I just call my dealer.
An emotional iceberg, I pimp my feelings.
Got a thick skin, I think it's appealing.

I was a clever child, I was never wild.
I could remember every phone number that I ever dialed.
I was remote but in control.
The die was cast, cast myself in a starring role.

And I learned how to feign affection.
Learned how to kiss babies. Every day's an election.
Moved in slow-motion, with no emotion.
Started story-telling, they were lol-ing.

Started thinking differently. Epiphany
I turned into a different me
And thus began the infamy
It's the infant in me, I have fun with bad puns
But sorry, 'cause the story is a sad one.

And they say that tears are not enough
But I'll cry for a woman if she's hot enough.
And I'll cry for attention so you will love me.
And I'll cry just to mess with your impression of me.

And I know it's tempting to call me a sad clown.
'Cause my mouth tells jokes but my fingers make sad sounds.
Call me a drama-queen, I'm fiercer than shake shears.
I know what it takes to be the Shakespeare of these fake tears.

I'm unshakable, 100% control.
My heart is cold as the Yukon, it's also black as coal.
Oh, I'm not capable of shedding all these tears.
My life is lived like a movie, telling lies is my career.

So what's this salty water streaming down my cheeks?
I guess I must be crying. I guess I must be crying.
I guess I must be crying. I guess I must be crying.

So I turn on the Fossetts. Sympathy. Symphony.
You hear violins and massive rumblings of timpani.
I started thinking differently. Epiphany.
I turned into a different me.
Thus began the infamy.

My legs tremble and my chin quivers.
My nose is running, running very fast, my body shivers.
If this is crying, I get it now.
It hurts, but it feels good, so let it out.

The master of deflection, I absorb the tension.
Pale is my complexion, my whole jaw clenching.
I just won't cry and you know why?
I already got bloodshot eyes 'cause I'm so high.

What's this salty water streaming down my cheeks?
I guess I must be crying. I guess I must be crying.

De/Vision - A Prayer



Once I had a dream before I woke up
When I try to walk I fall asleep
Don't know where I'm going to,
I don't even know where I have been
But still I try to realize the truth
That I have seen
So I pray
Please, help me, please
Please, help me, please
Please, help me, please
Please, help me, please
Reveal the precious spell of every moment
Inhale the flow of life in every second
Rely upon the spirit that you hide
Behind a lie
I will keep on trying till the day
That I die
And I pray
Please, help me, please
Please, help me, please
Please, help me, please
Please, help me, please
Take my fear away
Don't lead me astray
Take my fear away
Don't lead me astray
Please, help me, please
Please, help me, please
Please, help me, please
Please, help me, please
Help me to stay on this road and
Don't lead me astray

More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/d/de_vision/#share

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Om Nom Nom (Dubstep Remix)

Om Nom Nom (Dubstep Remix) by Ray Complex

The Peter Serafinowicz Show - Darth In Love With Ader

Kitchen Gun - The Peter Serafinowicz Show



justin james

And One - Wasted



Get out of my way 'cause you know
That I'm totally wasted

She wants a change in her human life
And she puts herself under the cutting knife
She wants the look and feel of an angel
Even if it means a deal with the devil

Get out of my way 'cause you know
That I'm totally wasted
Get out get out
'cause I'm everything you ever hated

I hear screams of thousand virgins
I see the dreams of mighty surgeons

Get out of my way 'cause you know
That I'm totally wasted

Get out get out
'cause I'm everything you ever hated

So when I get my feet on the ground
Take notice of a distant sound
Sleepless soul wretched and torn
Just waiting to be reborn

Get out of my way 'cause you know
That I'm totally wasted
Get out get out
'cause I'm everything you ever hated

The Presidents Of The United States Of America - Peaches



Movin' to the country,
gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country,
Gonna eat me a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country,
gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country,
gonna eat a lot of peaches

Peaches come from a can,
they were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
If I had my little way,
I'd eat peaches every day
Sun-soakin' bulges in the shade

Take a little naps where the roots all twist
Squished a rotten peach in my fist
And dreamed about you, woman,
I poked my finger down inside
Make a little room for it to hide
Nature's candy in my hand or can or a pie

Millions of peaches, peaches for me
Millions of peaches, peaches for free

Look out!

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

i couldn't stop laughing!!! japanese game show!

Los Hitters - Hombre respetable




Liz Requena

Buddy Holly - That'll Be the Day



Well, that'll be the day, when you say goodbye
Yes, that'll be the day, when you make me cry
You say you're gonna leave, you know it's a lie
'Cause that'll be the day when I die

/ F - - - / C - - C7 / F - - - / C - G7 C /

Well, you give me all your loving and your turtle doving
All your hugs and kisses and your money too
Well, you know you love me baby, until you tell me, maybe
That someday, well, I'll be through

/ F - C - / / / D7 - G7 - /

{Refrain}

Well, when Cupid shot his dart he shot it at your heart
So if we ever part and I leave you
You sit and hold me and you tell me boldly
That some day, well I'll be blue

{Refrain}

Well, that'll be the day, woo hoo
That'll be the day, woo hoo
That'll be the day, woo hoo
That'll be the day

the streets are on fire - No Ones Fucking to the Radio

Trahm_Legacy_Trailer


bryan arturo

American Beauty Drive Thru Scene Kevin Spacey

Cruel Intentions Scene

Somebody Kill Me - The Wedding Singer



You don't know how much I need you
While you're near me I don't feel blue
And when we kiss I know you reed me, too
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true

But it all was bullshit
It was a goddamn joke
And when I think of you Linda
I hope you fucking choke

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy
You left me here all alone tears running constantly

Oh, somebody kill me please
Somebody kill me please
I'm on my knees
Pretty, pretty please kill me
I want to die
Put a bullet to my head

Tuesday, February 15, 2011


Misery Bear Goes to Work

Russian dub step beat boxer

so cool! Colour Illusion - NOT A SCARE VIDEO

wow this is just fucking mean!

Captain America Trailer

lulz Toilet Run

wtf!! Fireworks Fail

short film: Pixels

gore in the whoror trailer

Serene Branson Flubs Grammy Intro


Serene Branson Flubs Grammy Intro brought to you by Videobash

lizzzzie

Monday, February 14, 2011

younglive

Draw Bridge Vandalism


you might have to forward little by little but its awesome.

Students mess around with teacher in Class

semen CSI



spikednation

How to open a zipper bag without leaving a trace



spikednation

Flixist Exclusive (Flixclusive): Thundercats CG Footage

Breakfast After Ten - Blue October




White kitchen walls with a thousand windows
Turn on Winston in the den
And I'm still asleep but I can hear the piano
When you make breakfast after 10
And I smell the coffee on your fingers
I still smell the perfume in the bed
The crushed linen roses on everything
And you're still inside my head

You gotta make her know how it feels to miss you
Let her know you're swapping sides
You're not the one with all the problems
You're the one with all the pride

So just pick your head up boy, and
Walk away
Walk the coolest walk that you know
Cause in a month or two she'll call you
You gotta hang up the phone

I hope she knows I've got this memory
That won't ever seem to break or bend
A thick lock & sheet rock is on my windows in the kitchen
I don't think I'll ever take em' down again

And I've learned a lot from all these break ups and make ups
And fuck ups and fake ups
Things that I wish you could comprehend yeah, comprehend
But for now I'll lace up
these wingtip shoes, boys
And I'll go have breakfast with my good friends

You got to make her know how it feels to miss you
You got to let her know you're swapping sides
You're not the one with all the problems
You're the one with all the pride

You got to make her know how it feels to miss you
Let her know you're swapping spit
You're not the one with all the problems
She's the one that's full of shit

So just pick your head up, boys and
Walk away
Walk the coolest walk that you know
In a month or two she'll call you
You got to
Hang up the phone...

Ugly Ass Ma' fucka!(moombahton)Nader vs Dice

Ugly Ass Ma' fucka!(moombahton)Nader vs Dice by Nader

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Wolfsheim - For you I'm bleeding




darkness night
is masking the cold
that embraces me
can't you see
truth means fear
your lying breath
never will resist
alone i sit here waiting
watching the world
[ Find more Lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.org/U4LA ]
in it's agony
because i have seen
my future
my crying face
no cure i'm longing for
and no healer
heals the evil
i sought truth for you
condemned to fail
for you, for you
i'm bleeding
and every new dawn
ends in bitterness ...

Saturday, February 12, 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQxQbL6q_8w&feature=player_embedded
wolfspider
wolfspider
wolfspider
wolfspider
wolfspider
wolfspider
wolf spider

wolfspider

help chicks accross the pond (my made up translation)

HIM - Heaven Tonight



I hold your hand in mine
I hold your hand and you're so lonely
Oh so lonely
Your eyes have lost their light
Your eyes have lost their light and you're empty
Oh my God you're so empty

(I'm in love with you)
You are my heaven tonight
(I'm in love with you)
You are my heaven tonight

Trying to find the heart you hide
Trying to find the heart you hide in vain
Oh in vain
And you're my haven in life
And you're my haven in death, Baby
Life and Death my Darling

(I'm in love with you)
You are my heaven tonight
(I'm in love with you)
You are my heaven tonight
(I'm in love with you)
You are my heaven tonight
(I'm in love with you)
You are my heaven tonight
(I'm in love with you)

[Repeat]

That's right
(I'm in love with you)
That's right
(I'm in love with you)
That's right
(I'm in love with you)
That's right
(I'm in love with you)

the police vs the flaming lips



Well someone told me yesterday
That when you throw your love away
You act as if you just don't care
You look as if you're going somewhere
But I just can't convince myself
I couldnt live with no one else
And I can only play that part
And sit and nurse my broken heart

So lonely, so lonely, so lonely, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely

Know no ones knocked upon my door
For a thousand years or more
All made up and no where to go
Welcome to this one man show
Just take a seat they're always free
No surprise no mystery
In this theatre that I call my soul
I always play the starring role

So lonely, so lonely, so lonely, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely

So lonely, so lonely, so lonely, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely, so lonely

I feel so lonely...

More lyrics: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/police/#share

how it should have ended: 2012

how it should have ended: holiday special

failblog: bus n gun

heard this song and you really need to listen. its sick sick

Light Year- 5 Girls (La Sape Remix) by LA SAPE

AVGN iphone game – Texting of the Bread

ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD: Magfest 2011 coverage

Thursday, February 10, 2011

frank sinatra can't take my eyes off of you



You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
You'd be like heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so much
At long last love has arrived
And i thank god i'm alive
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you

Pardon the way that i stare
There's nothing else to compare
The sight of you leaves me weak
There are no words left to speak
But if you feel like i feel
Please let me know that it's real
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you

Chorus:
I love you baby, if it's quite alright
I need you baby to warm the lonely nights
I love you baby, trust in me when i say okay
Oh pretty baby, don't let me down, i pray
Oh pretty baby, now that i've found you, stay
And let me love you, oh baby, let me love you, oh baby...

You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
You'd be like heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so much
At long last love has arrived
And i thank god i'm alive
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you

funny condom commercial

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

=3 awesomeness

hate when youtube doesn't let you embed something but fuck this is worth clicking the link. just wait a little and you will see the hillarity!! amazingly horribly funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJZyvpu3WVQ

then after watch his edit. to funny. watch first one then this one. in that order ok?



oh man have to see that ridiculous movies from this =3. wow. wow. craziest shit i've ever seen.

=3 - SPONGE BOBBLE!

Mexican Horror Movies

Mexican Horror Movies - 1/3



Mexican Horror Movies - 2/3



Mexican Horror Movies - 3/3

The coolest wrestling move ever!!! hahahaha

Most Devastating Wrestling Move EVER

Spray-on Skin

The Worst Pizza Ever! - Epic Meal Time

Meatball Deathstar - Epic Meal Time

The Greasiest Sandwich Ever - Epic Meal Time

TurBaconEpic Thanksgiving - Epic Meal Time

Breakfast of Booze - Epic Meal Time

Epic Superbowl Sandwhich

Meat Salad

Epic Meal Time - The Sloppy Roethlisberger

Tequila Taco Night - EpicMealTime

How Chicken is Processed

How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Bloopers

Amazing voice (opera from the 5th element)

i want ma chicken!

Old people dancing to hip-hop

Arm Wrestling Fail

Heart Attack Grill - A Meal to Die For

Best fridge EVER!

Onion: National Crystal Meth Hallucination League

Monday, February 7, 2011

She & Him - Thieves



There's thieves among us, painting the wall
With all kinds of lies, the lies I never told at all
What's in my pocket? You never knew
You didn’t know me well, so well as I knew you

CHORUS
And I know and you know too
That love like ours is terrible news
But that won't stop me crying
No, that won't stop me crying over you

I'm not a prophet, old love is in me
New love just seeps right in and makes me guilty
Why do you look like that? It’s not all that bad
I'll see you sometime, sometimes lonely isn't sad

CHORUS
And I know and you know too
That love like ours is terrible news
But that won't stop me crying
No, that won't stop me crying over you

We two are makers, just made this mess
Two broken hearts don't break any less
There's thieves among us, painting the walls
With all kinds of lies, the lies I never told at all

CHORUS
And I know, and you know too
That love like ours is terrible news
But that won’t stop me crying
That won’t stop me crying over you
No, that won’t stop me crying over you

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Conan - Tofurkey

awesome shirts i mont naw!!

i wish i was skinny so i could wear this shirt. i miss wearing see through shirts. i'm going to have to exercise a lot if i want to get into something like this. new goal!


i really really really really want this!!


if you like any of these shirts you can find more stuff here :)

Conan: Gravyboat Lifehouse Commercial

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings "100 Days, 100 Nights"



100 days, 100 nights to know a man’s heart
100 days, 100 nights to know a man’s heart
and a little more before he knows his own

You know a man can tell apart
of the same, just so long
for a day come, when his true,
his true self and all, yes it does
he may be mellow, he may be kind
treat you good all the time
but theres something just beyond
what he’s told

100 days, 100 nights to know a man’s heart
100 days, 100 nights to know a man’s heart
and a little more before he knows his own

Wait a minute
maybe I need it to slow it down,
take my time..

Hmmm, I had a man (100 days)
tell me things (100 nights)
oh made me feel (100 days)
just like a queen (100 nights)
and I thought (100 days)
he was the one (100 nights)
I would hope, oh yes I did (100 days)
but one day, I looked around (100 nights)
that old man was nowhere to be found (100 days)
100 days for his heart (100 nights)
to unfold, (100 days)
100 days (100 nights)
100 nights (100 days)
to know a man’s heart (100 nights)
100 days, 100 nights to know a man’s heart (100 days)
and a little more before he knows his own
(100 days 100 nights 100 days 100 days 100 nights)




thank you conan i'm so glad you have your creative freadom now.

dont touch my shit

This picture speaks volumes!!! seriously. no words.


Mad Lab Photography

They're coming to take me away!! hahahahaha!!

they killed da kitty!!